February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan: I’m returning your call. You said it was urgent? Michael Scott: It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday. Jan: Today’s not my birthday, though. Michael Scott: Really? ‘Cause I thought we had the same birthday. Jan: [pause] Happy birthday, Michael.
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April 2011
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March 2011
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When a child loses a parent, they’re called an orphan.
When a wife loses a...
– Brenda,
Six Feet Under
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February 2011
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Because Jim Parsons makes me crack.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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Unfortunate.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Jon Hamm (not John!) and I love Don Draper, but I don’t believe he has the slightest chance of winning an Emmy this year, although Breaking Bad is not eligible for this year’s Emmy (which means neither is Bryan Cranston). Why? The added factor of Boardwalk Empire and Steve Buscemi. It is a shame, really, because Jon Hamm and his fans have been waiting...
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