A circa 1500 painting by Raphael of Saint Michael slaying a dragon. Please note the details. One: Saint Michael’s triumph would be a whole lot more impressive if the dragon didn’t look positively dopey. Two: What is this business happening over on the left. Is the bird monster mimicking Michael? Also, why is it a bird monster?
Jan: I’m returning your call. You said it was urgent?
Michael Scott: It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
Jan: Today’s not my birthday, though.
Michael Scott: Really? ‘Cause I thought we had the same birthday.
Jan: [pause] Happy birthday, Michael.